Home for the Holiday
Don’t have a “boo” to call your own? Well, then do the next best thing -- get a fill-in. A visit home is, you might say, a moment of sexual opportunity. You’re in town for the weekend. He or she is available, and the sex is, well we hope, worth your time.
I always thought going home for the holiday was a time to visit friends and family. However, I’m learning a new purpose. It’s a long-distance version of a “booty call.” But who, where, when? It’s been so long!
This D.I.Y Cocktail is for those singles that are visiting home for Memorial Day and in pursuit of the “Big O”!
The Ingredients
1. Options: the ex, a friend, new acquaintance, former fling
2. The Invite: call, text, facebook, face-to-face
3. Passion Play: flirt a little, play shy, be direct
4. The Location: your place or theirs, hotel, wherever you land
5. The Vibe: get it and be gone, cuddle for a bit, stay all night and get more in the morning
Here’s A Possible Recipe:
A Friend, Facebook, Be Direct, Their Place, Get It and Be Gone
Tip: Hey, it’s ok if you’re craving an amorous encounter with a desirable playmate. Have fun! Enjoy yourself. Remember, safe sex is the best sex!!!
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