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Celebrity Dating Trends – Shagging the Hired Help

There are cheaters, and then there are philanderers who deceive in such a fashion that their infidelity is tailor-made for the gossip columns.  They are so blatant with their cheating and so obvious in their choice of accomplice, one can only assume that they wished to be caught.  Shocking and truly appalling don’t begin to describe the situations that have led these celebrities to be embroiled in scandal.

Nooners with the Nannie

Who:   Jude Law

What: Cheating on the Fiancée  

The tabloids went wild over the news that the actor cheated on his beautiful actress fiancée, Sienna Miller with his child’s Nanny.   The nanny blabbed all to the press, and soon after the scandal broke, Sienna ended the relationship.

Current Relationship Status:  Since the scandal, the two thespians have been involved in a recycled relationship.  They reunited briefly, but soon parted ways once again.  Currently, the twosome is off, but don’t be surprised if you see them out holding hands at a movie premiere.

Hiding a Love Child in Plain Sight

Who:   Arnold Schwarzenegger

What: Impregnating the Maid

The announcement of the separation of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger was not a complete surprise.  The stunning revelation in this tale of celebrity and politics is that a child was conceived with a household servant of 20 years.   Accusations have surfaced that this boy, now thirteen-years old, may not be the only illegitimate child that the Terminator has fathered.  If the reports are true, we may have to refer to Arnold as the Sperminator.

Current Relationship Status:  Arnold was in the midst of announcing his comeback, but due to personal matters, this tarnished star is postponing his return to acting.  Maria has hired a high-powered divorce attorney.  And another star-studded marriage bites the dust.

Who’s The Boss?

Who:   David Letterman

What: Sexual Relations with Female Staff Members

Still a newlywed, David Letterman announced to his Late Show audience that he was a victim of an extortionist plot, and then he revealed the reason for the blackmail.  He had been involved in affairs with various female members of his staff.

Current Relationship Status:  Dave’s wife Regina Lasko (ironically, a former Late Show staffer herself) requested a public apology.  David complied.  Addressing his wife directly,  he said, she had been “horribly hurt by his behavior” and stated flatly that his affairs “are in the past.”  He vowed to repair the relationship.  To date, there have been no additional reports or accusations.  We can only assume he is a man of his word.